i think this person is a wizard
when you don’t compete in the olympics because you want it to be fair
I don’t think Aang is the last airbender.
i’m in love with how the “flip at your own risk” sign pans in dramatically and he does fifty flips in midair right in front of it and sticks the landing pose like “go fuck yourself i do what i want”
all the awards for that comment
championfaust he is a wizard
this is quite possibly the best post on tumblr
tHE LAST ONE IS SO ME.
I ACCIDENTALLY PRINTED A VERY TINY VERSION OF MY ASSIGNMENT & IM GONNA HAND IT IN AS A JOKE
update on this post; my prof laughed so hard she cried and she’s going to show it to all of her teacher friends omg
hey sorry im late i didnt want to come
this is like my fave joke
okay that shit was good.
If Fox thinks that a Muslim can’t write a book about Christianity
would they agree that men can’t write legislation about women?
5 minutes ago they were chasing the laser
i cant believe you fucking killed your cats with a laser you fucking monster
do you ever get those pangs of anxiety where you feel like nobody likes you and nobody will ever like you and you will achieve nothing
what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked
he’ll explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon
We never said we’d send him up without a suit you absolute monster