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rainalmighty:

zombiephd:

cake-full-of-fist:

captain-raptor:

bookishbutcorruptible:

tacoderps:

mamakarkat:

i think this person is a wizard

when you don’t compete in the olympics because you want it to be fair

I don’t think Aang is the last airbender.

i’m in love with how the “flip at your own risk” sign pans in dramatically and he does fifty flips in midair right in front of it and sticks the landing pose like “go fuck yourself i do what i want”

all the awards for that comment

rainalmighty
championfaust he is a wizard

rainalmighty:

zombiephd:

cake-full-of-fist:

captain-raptor:

bookishbutcorruptible:

tacoderps:

mamakarkat:

i think this person is a wizard

when you don’t compete in the olympics because you want it to be fair

I don’t think Aang is the last airbender.

i’m in love with how the “flip at your own risk” sign pans in dramatically and he does fifty flips in midair right in front of it and sticks the landing pose like “go fuck yourself i do what i want”

all the awards for that comment

rainalmighty

championfaust he is a wizard

piertotum-locomottor:

absurd-person-singular:

221tea:

strangersatthemall:

221tea:

strangersatthemall:

221tea:

strangersatthemall:

221tea:

strangersatthemall:

221tea:



















this is quite possibly the best post on tumblr

tHE LAST ONE IS SO ME.
twentydeepsteps:

twentydeepsteps:

I ACCIDENTALLY PRINTED A VERY TINY VERSION OF MY ASSIGNMENT & IM GONNA HAND IT IN AS A JOKE

update on this post; my prof laughed so hard she cried and she’s going to show it to all of her teacher friends omg

twentydeepsteps:

twentydeepsteps:

I ACCIDENTALLY PRINTED A VERY TINY VERSION OF MY ASSIGNMENT & IM GONNA HAND IT IN AS A JOKE

update on this post; my prof laughed so hard she cried and she’s going to show it to all of her teacher friends omg

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

tomhiddlesismyspiritanimal:

anyankaleigh:

baddiebey:



this is like my fave joke

okay that shit was good.

tomhiddlesismyspiritanimal:

anyankaleigh:

baddiebey:

image

this is like my fave joke

okay that shit was good.

givingblowjobs:

smallrooms:

1 bedroom apartment floorplan

this is all i need

givingblowjobs:

smallrooms:

1 bedroom apartment floorplan

this is all i need

sandandglass:

crispy-tacos:

flogicallylawless:

If Fox thinks that a Muslim can’t write a book about Christianity

would they agree that men can’t write legislation about women?

EVERYBODY FREEZE.

image

squarlo:

givemeinternet:

5 minutes ago they were chasing the laser

i cant believe you fucking killed your cats with a laser you fucking monster

squarlo:

givemeinternet:

5 minutes ago they were chasing the laser

i cant believe you fucking killed your cats with a laser you fucking monster

okoenig:

do you ever get those pangs of anxiety where you feel like nobody likes you and nobody will ever like you and you will achieve nothing

holdthebones:

whatwouldyoudoifthedoctor:

deathpup:

what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked

he’ll explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon

We never said we’d send him up without a suit you absolute monster